3 definitions by The monkey

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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.
I had it like a shotmonkey.
by The monkey June 16, 2006

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Noun.
Cocktail consisting mainly of rabbit, gazebos and not much hair. Finished off with Sambuca and set alight.
Bar tender could I please order a falmin-gionis, and don't hold back on the rabbit.
by The monkey April 08, 2005

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white guy with no skill in basketball
rodd: man that is one fucked up shover!
todd: no shit!
by the monkey February 07, 2005

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