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3 definitions by The mighty zipilis

 
1.
originated from somebody with the sirname of wain.

now it just means they look dozy act a bit stupidly and may even have a cockzipilis

also to be a wainer you need to be known for making a noise like UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in a load deep voice (try it now)
Nick: hi wainer

wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nick: oh so the cockzipilis is still bad then
by the mighty zipilis July 10, 2008
 
2.
where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME IF YOU HAVE YOU
Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)
by The mighty zipilis June 19, 2008
 
3.
where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen.
Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)
by The mighty zipilis June 20, 2008