There are two sorts of pissies, male and female. Pissies share many things with such cratures as: scally ned townie wiggar
, but still differ so much from the before mentioned to fall into their own category. They can be found daytime at the smoking place of a high school and after 20:00 (8:00 PM) around the railway stations, malls, parks and some music events in Finland, Sweden and Denmark. Female pissies can often be spotted on the backseat of ricers
A female pissie is one who wears skanky
clothing, make-up in excess and has a habit of drinking herself drunk with wine or cider untill she pees on herself, hence the name.
Outer signs of a female pissie are:
- Cider or wine bottle after 20:00 (8:00 PM)
- Very low and tight jeans, or a mini-skirt
- Phat pink shoelaces
- Strings that are visible due to the low jeans. Always a very screaming color to make sure they are visible.
- A too small top, usually a hideous color like bright pink.
- Too short jacket in wintertime.
- Huge ear rings
- Talking to the phone on subjects like " *giggle* I'm so drunk I'm gonna pee myself soon!!!!11"
A male pissie is a person who drinks at least double the amount he can physically bear, usually hangs out with female pissies.
Outer signs are:
- Beer or spirits bottle after 20:00 (8:00 PM)
- Jeans which have the legs partially tucked into the socks (usually white tennis socks)
- Sk8ing shoes (trainers are a baaad mistake in pissie ethiquette)
- Gold chain around neck. Other kind of bling bling
is desirable but not mandatory.
- T-shirts and hoodies sporting huge logos.
- An expensive mobile phone.
- Big permanent markers for making tag
Binge drinking. If there are no parties at anyone pissies gather to the mall, railway station or parks and break out a vast sortiment of alcoholic beverages.
There are three stages in pissie drinking
- Drinking and wondering how one isn't drunk yet.
- Turning giggly or into a loud asshole depending on gender.
- The first person throws up.
- Getting hammered
. This stage usually involves a severe risk of STD
transmission. Dialing up some of the 200 people on the mobile phone contacts-list is also very common.
- Staggering home drunk (optional)
- Waking up next day very hung over and in case of a female pissie, make-up smeared all over the face.
Pissies also have an annoying habit to pee, shit or throw up anywhere when intoxicated.
If someone tries to take a picture of a pissie they take a "sexy" pose within seconds.