9 definitions by The gibber

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an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.
You smoke weed? Hop in, I'll cover for you fellow stoners.
by The Gibber April 21, 2008
A condition in which the body is trying to cope with the mass quantities of alcohol consumed roughly 8 hours earlier. the liver needs to detoxify the bloodstream so it uses water from other parts of the body including the brain to do it. This causes body cramps, uncomfortableness, headaches, and other shit.

Pretty much, its god's way of saying "k lets sit down and figure out what we did last night" this often results int he realization of new girlfriends, unwanted hook ups, the discovery that you will soon be a parent, and other horrible issues.
Guy: "God i have a terrible hangover...whatdid i do last night?"
God: "Lets hammer this shit out."
by The Gibber February 25, 2007
the common man's form of kryptonite
unless experienced
good luck gettin that shit off
guy 1: fuck bro i couldnt get jackies bra off last night
guy 2:...you bitch
by the gibber November 30, 2006
a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life
*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.
by The Gibber March 06, 2007
there are many definitions of the word bitch. Some of them are as follows.

1) Verb, the act of bitching far to much. whining, moping, or just being annoying about stupid shit

2)Noun, a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around. They usually travel in packs and each group of friends has teh DBF. Designated Bitchy Friend, Also See DFF (designated fat friend)

3)Noun, the receiver, or catcher in any homosexual relationship

4)Noun, one forced to perform petty tasks for another, often hoping for their acceptance, and maybe even gratitude in return

5)The middle seat in any car. This is refferrd to as "sitting bitch". This can be settled in many ways, the most common of which is that the littlest one is forced into the middle where they can look forward to scrunched knees, shoulders, and a general uncomfortableness. However, in the case that a female is present, she is automatically elected to sit bitch. she then is forced into the middle because god forbid that the boys legs touch when they dont have to.
1) John was bitching all night, he just kept whining about how shaylee dumped him. what a tool.

2)Wow, chrissy is such a bitch. I dont see why ashley and them hang out with her, her bitchiness actually rubs off on them. She is definetly the DBF.

3)Jake Jillenhall in brokeback mountain...thats all ihave to say.

4)Jake just went and got me another beer and some hot wings, he is most def. my bitch for the night.

5)Ok josh, your the smallest get in the middle. O wait, Natalie is here, Nat sorry girl but your gonna have to sit in the middle. I dont want Jakes gayness rubbing off on me. So hop in, looks like you'll be sitting bitch
by The gibber June 08, 2006
satan in a bottle
thats about it
guy 1: bitch you got icy hot on ur balls ur fucked now!
guy 2: fuckin satan in a bottle man...
by the gibber November 27, 2006
the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet
guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...
by The Gibber May 27, 2007
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