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7 definitions by The fondler

 
1.
1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
by The fondler March 25, 2007
 
2.
1) A place where badgers live

2) A vaginal opening
Hmm I dont know whether this badgers den has been marauded by a hound recently but its a very beautiful mound isnt it?
by The Fondler March 25, 2007
 
3.
1) The Macdonalds Clown, Ronald Macdonald

2) A penis

3) A male who thinks with his cock
1) You'll have fun with the meat clown at macdonalds

2) Man my meat clown threw up on her beef curtains

3) Jeez, do you always let ronald macdonald do your thinking
by The fondler March 25, 2007
 
4.
1) The worlds favourite meat clown that can usually be seen hiding behind the beef curtains

2) A penis
1) Ronald macdonald is the biggest friendliest meat clown around, come and play with him at macdonalds

2) Wow my meat clown was inspecting her beef curtains all night long
by The fondler March 25, 2007
 
5.
1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
by The fondler March 25, 2007
 
6.
1) a hunting dog

2) a penis
1) get the hounds out and lets go badgering

3) The hound couldnt wait to get into the badgers den
by The Fondler March 25, 2007
 
7.
1) Badgering is a cruel sport in which hounds are sent into a badgers den to flush out badgers so the farmer can destroy them and keep them off his land

2) Looking for a parner to have sex with

3) Putting the hound up the badgers den
1) Tom was relieved once the hound had shot up the badgers den

2) Tom and his hound were often out badgering of a night time

3) Tom almost shot a rifle load as he prepared to shove the hound into the badgers den, and afterwards Shiela felt relived that her den had been badgered
by The Fondler March 25, 2007