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A male with a disease called erectiomagnetightis that causes a male's penis to become magnetic and stick to anything and everything metal. This is especially a problem on Submarines, Trains, and will be a problem in the future when the robots take over... Perhaps John Conner will cure this disease when he comes back from the future.
Dude, you have a dick magnet...

I know man... I miss just having an erection when a hot girl walks in, now its when my grandma uses her metal sybian too...
by The first one diagnosed October 02, 2009
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