An optical illusion caused by a woman's apparel that creates the appearance of a camel toe. Typically seen in women's spandex workout pants where the stitching runs down her crotch creating the false appearance of a camel toe.
Dude, I was checking out this chick in yoga pants and as I got closer, I realized it was total camel faux. Bummer… Thought I spotted a camel toe in the wild.
Jim went to the circus last week and connected with one of the gals that worked there who was off duty. He woke up the next morning, afters some heavy drinking with a bunch of make-up on his face. It turns out that the gal is actually Frumpy the Clown. Jim had engaged in some heavy clownilingus that night.