2 definitions by The Zakman ^-^

Top Definition
Simply, someone who is a complete and unquestionable cunt.
"That guy is a Calliste..."
"I hate that fucking Calliste"
"Damn French guys... Proper Callistes"
by The Zakman ^-^ September 26, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
An Indian boy who is overcome with a powerful urge to pleasure himself everytime dubstep or Eurodance music is heard.

Also known as a "dubstep wanker"
"He jerked off to a 'Call me maybe' Remix, what an Ayush..."
"Calliste put on some French dubstep and the Ayush splooged everywhere..."
by The Zakman ^-^ September 27, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt