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51 definitions by The Wog Whomper

 
15.
The nigger of the bird world.

A crow is black. It struts and preens in public. It makes incessant noise without caring that it disturbs other people. It assaults other birds and takes things away from them. It invades other birds' nests and kypes their eggs.
That blasted crow is stealing my corn again. Where's my shotgun?
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
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16.
A superb example of an oxymoron.
Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.
by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005
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17.
Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.
Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.
by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005
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18.
A Jew. A Hebrew. A person of Jewish ancestry.
Ike the Kike bought a box of matzos for his girlfriend.
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
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19.
Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
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20.
A porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in Italy.
Luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.
by The Wog Whomper May 04, 2005
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21.
A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
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