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3 definitions by The White Phantom

1.) n. Jargon for an almost instant moment of time that often is used to describe a situation that won't take a lengthy amount of time.

2.) adj. Very rapid or accurate.
1.) I'll be downstairs in a split second.

2.) In a split second, Maverick was hit by a car and was killed.
by The White Phantom June 13, 2011
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1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.
1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.
by The White Phantom July 07, 2011
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adj. The act of giving a rim job to a male partner while masturbating him at the exact same time. Often, the most comfortable way of doing this is while the male is on his hands and knees.
Tina gave Aaron a Greasy Trombone last night in the bathroom on the floor.
by The White Phantom June 27, 2011
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