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1 definition by The Whenj

To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.

Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
by The Whenj January 28, 2012