1 definition by The Touchemaster

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1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)
Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?
by The Touchemaster February 04, 2010

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