An uncontrolled raging-boner brought
on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat
the affected area, self medication
is often suggested. A travel size
bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution
out on first dates.
Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton
my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.
Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!
Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back
in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*
Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?
Sucker: Sorry, some
bitch just gave me a hard