Also known as the River Cow.
Looks like the offspring of a walrus and Rosie O'Donnel
Can usually be found during
the summers beached on riverbanks. These foul smelling beasts
usually carry alot of marijuana tucked into their
Usually calm but when provoked these beasts
will lash out...usually resulting in their
own injury. Hunted nearly to extinction by it's sworn predator...the tire swing.
Makes sounds that
resemble those of a dying panda.
Has the mental capabilities of a retarded Helen