The Tatooed Nail Bender
The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.
Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.
An ugly woman standing a block or more away.
she's got a body, but her face only looks good at a blockamo
The crust that forms under large breasts when the owner of the breasts has poor hygiene habits
I pulled those tits out of her bra and got out my Ritz Crackers to enjoy some of that there BoBo Cheese
The crust that forms on the splinch
when it is not properly maintained, and needs to be washed. Usually caused from excessive use. Similar to BoBo Cheese
but with a different composition.
You should go wash youself and get rid of your Formunda.
A hand position designed similar to the Vulcan greeting gesture where 2 fingers are inserted into the anus, 2 into the vagina, and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris.
I glove you!!
The one inch piece of flesh between your asshole and your genitalia
I was pumping away on her, and my dick slipped out and bent in half when I hit her splinch.
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