Dodging more than one object (almost like you are dodging two shoes) and not getting hurt.
Rick, Joe, and Bob were playing dodge ball and the other team only had one player left, Steve, who they had been trying to hit out for about 10 minutes but Steve had extreme George Bush Dodging skills and would not get hit out.
Rick: DAMN IT STEVE!!
Bob: Omg! George Bush Dodge :|
Joe: I KNOW! Steve has the dodging skills of George Bush!!
Steve: PWNED NOOBS!!
The god and defender of the Shave Ice Babies, that hunts down and brutally destroys their enemies.
The Great Dick in the Sky is summoned by a slow and low toned "ooooohhhh" sound.
There is no escape from The Great Dick in the Sky, not even fleeing to Mexico can save you. When it is called upon to destroy you; there is absolutely nothing you or anyone else can do to save you.
The Little Cinnamon Bun (From Dr. Tran) got very upset for no disearnable reason and then ran into a little Shave Ice Baby and killed it. So the other Shave Ices summoned the Great Dick in the Sky to hunt him down, and it injured him pretty good but he managed to run to Mexico where he thought he was safe, so he ordered a cerveza (beer) and then it came out of the sky and violently destroyed him.
The period of time between an an expired Xbox Live membership and a renewed Xbox Live membership.
People who have owned at least one 12 month Xbox Live subscription and put it to good use are most affected by this phenomenon.
For most it is a rebirth of new life in the world, and many discover that there is in fact a world outside of their home and Xbox Live.
Joe: Omg I have no money to renew my subscription for Xbox Live and Modern Warfare 2 just came out!!
Joe: I hate Xbox Live Deprivation!!
(Joe then decides to cry while eating gallons of ice cream and watching soap operas. But before he does this he notices a strange new door in his home; he opens it and there is a seemingly infinitely large room with a soft green carpeted floor and white cotton like substances moving around on a light blue ceiling near an immense light bulb that shines on everything around him. He then notices other people running around and having fun. It's beautiful and brings a tear to his eye.)
Joe: What is this strange and wonderful new world?!?
When an avid user of the internet, goes through more than two days of internet deprivation.
The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!
Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)
Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??
Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...
(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)
Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!
(Steve steps back)
Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!
Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
Another way to express your surprise or flabbergastation for recently learned information.
Person 1: DUDE!!! Did you see Kelly bitch slap Larry!?! He got owned!
Person 2: Oh snapola!!