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4 definitions by The Spunk Pistol

 
1.
Large breasts that swing low when released
The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears
by The Spunk Pistol April 21, 2010
 
2.
When the female your shagging vagina gets extremely wet and slippery with the possibility of her being a gusher!
Last night i stroked my girl hard from behind while playing with her clit and intermitently fingering her arse, by the time she came her cunt was as wet as an otters pocket!
by The Spunk Pistol April 09, 2010
 
3.
When taking your partner from behind, pull out and spit on her back just before you cum, she will think you have finished, as she turns her head unleash the full venom of your load into her face. She should grasp her eye and yell aaarhhh!
Last night i tried out the technique, squirting my man milk into my wifes eye, she gasped aarhh and put her hand over her eye to wipe my nut muck from her face looking like she had an eye patch, therfore i perfected the pirate position!
by The Spunk Pistol April 04, 2010
 
4.
A Violent sudden release of a noxious smelling substance from the anal canal
Whilst on the phone my colleague engaged in a touch of crop dusting, farting in my ear. As the hot smell of pure shit burnt the hairs in my nose and lungs i realised that it was too late to run away, i was fucked, id been "McDonald"
by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010