When taking your partner from behind, pull out and spit on her back just before you cum, she will think you have finished, as she turns her head unleash the full venom of your load into her face. She should grasp her eye and yell aaarhhh!
Last night i tried out the technique, squirting my man milk into my wifes eye, she gasped aarhh and put her hand over her eye to wipe my nut muck from her face looking like she had an eye patch, therfore i perfected the pirate position!
A Violent sudden release of a noxious smelling substance from the anal canal
Whilst on the phone my colleague engaged in a touch of crop dusting, farting in my ear. As the hot smell of pure shit burnt the hairs in my nose and lungs i realised that it was too late to run away, i was fucked, id been "McDonald"