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25 definitions by The Spike

 
15.
A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.
by The Spike February 23, 2007
 
16.
Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!
by The Spike February 23, 2007
 
17.
Shoes that make you look gay, possibly because you are. Similar to fag rags
Example:

Check out the fag boots on that guy!
by The Spike February 21, 2007
 
18.
A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon
Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Double Teflon mate, clean as a whistle”
by The Spike February 21, 2007
 
19.
Anal sex without lubricant, see no lube
I was dry riding some tart the other night, fakin' loved it she did
by The Spike February 21, 2007
 
20.
Another word for "fanny batter"
I went down on her but she had some serious vag veg - It was rank
by The Spike February 21, 2007
 
21.
<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.
Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper
by The Spike February 21, 2007