1 definition by The Social Protectors

Top Definition
Somebody who steals jokes from other people or comedians and tries to pass it off as their own, or a person who uses the same waste-of-breathe jokes that are not funny the first time around. If found out, label that person with what they really are. A 'Comvict'
Group Of Friends

Guy 1: Wow its such a hot day

Comvict: I know, im wearing a wifebeater but dont worry, the guns are on safety

Guy 1: Ok Mate

Comvict: Its a oneway ticket to the gunshow baby

Guy 1: Dude, stop

Guy 2: *Karate chopping the air*

see Social Slayer
by The Social Protectors April 04, 2011

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