Dungeons and Dragons is a game where the socially intelligent players should never come out of the closet and hide all evidence of this virgin prolonging addiction.
Keep it on the DL and get some outdoor hobbies so you don't rot in your grandma's basement without ever meeting a girl.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THE CLOSET PLAYERS CAUGHT IN THE ACT! MAN THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING IT GAMER!
Dungeon Master: "The goblins spot you! Roll for initiative!
Player: "Oh boy, a 20 and a 1!"
"Oh shit! THe only girls I know are here! Quick! Shove it in the closet!
Ladies: "What were you guys doing in the closet? Why don't you guys just admit your gay."
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