Okay, so two guys, they get this chick, right? And she's into them both, and that Lonely Island song and all that, so they form a human H with her and they're so proud of themselves that they just have to high five each other. But no, its a greater moment than that. They have to double high five!
Bro 1: "Bro, I can't believe we got Natalie to go for this, bro!"
Bro 2: "Bro, I know, bro!"
Bro 1: "Bro, we should high-five, bro!"
Bro 2: "Bro, we should double high-five, bro!"
Bro 1: "Bro, like an Eiffel Tower, bro?!"
Bro 2: "Bro, definitely, bro!"
A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
A sexual maneuver.
First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
A game played at Walmart, or any store with a large bin of DVDs.
Play requires at least two people. Play begins with every participant fishing out a random DVD from the bin, preferably below the surface so that a random DVD is pulled. Each selection is then compared and a winner is chosen. Don't worry, there's almost always a clear winner.
Can also be played with the CD bins, or any bin with a random assortment of media.
Person 1: "Okay, lets play the DVD Game. What did you get?"
Person 2: "Hmm...Barbie Horse Skydiving Fairy Princess Adventure. You?"
Person 1: "Stand and Deliver"
Person 2: "Yeah you win."