1 definition by The Shit Queen

When you take a dump that wraps itself around the toilet bowl about 8 times.

Alternatively refers to a dump that ranges from 8 inches to 8 feet in length.
I love pizza rolls but the octoclog I just birthed almost killed me.

you: What the hell is that smell?!?
me: my bad dude, that last octoclog burnt my ass and my nose.
by The Shit Queen April 29, 2010
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