A person(s) who drives a Polaris Ranger on a night ride in the desert and gets lost.
We all had to leave camp the other night to look for Jason and Megan. They were BATHROOM 4!
A woman who calls her husband every five minutes to tell him what time it is and to get his ass home.
Linda is such a Phonetimer when Chris and I drink beer in the garage.
A person who goes to Marios with his wife every Friday, Saturday and Sunday night and drinks Cadillac Margaritas.
We always see Archie and Mary at Marios every weekend sitting at the same table. I think they are Marioaddicts.