A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada
and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride
and sudden bouts
of drunken rage, no wonder everyone
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys
drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return
is money for his alcohol addiction.
Truly a modern day Saint.