A functioning drug addict. Someone who values a 48 hour straight, drug induced dance party over a clean criminal record. This person usually has a good job and and has never been busted for drugs, but doesn't understand that his weekend drug use is a felony because everyone he surrounds himself with is also indulging in an all weekend bender.
I just got to the party and the casual felons are still dancing in their clothes from two nights ago, high on coke and ecstasy.
The widely accepted act of trolling for random sex with scantily clad, morally loose, overly intoxicated strangers while bar hopping in San Diego. This is not your average respectable one night stand. Both parties are blacked out, too sloppy to remember protection, and so horrified by the state of their partner in the sober light of day that they come up with wild lies about leaving the country to nullify the need to exchange numbers.
Let's hit the bars in Pacific Beach for a little Diego prowling. I need to get laid.
I can't even walk to the bathroom without someone groping me. The diego prowl is in full force tonight.
Don't wait up for me, I'm on the diego prowl.
Diego prowling is far better after midnight. That's when the hotties are waisted and I can pull guys way out of my league.