The Schneeb aka Bisto Cube
The act in which someone licks jam off of a squirrels body, often the armpit or genitals. It is believed that "schneebo-ing" originated in rural parts of scotland.
Scotsman: "Ock Aye The Noo, Come here ye little squirrel. Ye have a bitta jam on ye, can I lick it awf?"
Squirrel: "yes please, my genitals were gettin a bit sticky"
Little Girl: "Mum. Look! That Man Is Schneebo-ing"
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