A substitute for a roach when rolling a joint.
In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
1. Take a pre-rolled joint missing its roach.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.
(n) a sexual position whereby the male partner kneels on all fours whilst the receiving partner (male or female) grasps onto the other's neck and body using their arms and legs whilst underneath. The partner 'on top' begins to gently rock, swaying the partner underneath similar to the fairground childrens' ride.
Pete: Hey, how was that date last night with lizzy?
Andy: Oh yeah, was good thanks. Things started hotting up back at mine and she suggested we try the pirate boat, it was bad ass.
Pete: Yeahh, you go carnival on that bitch motherfucker!