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5 definitions by The Russ Buss

 
1.
The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.
With my pending at work and the amount of people calling me each day I'm on the brink of desk rage and one day I'm going to break and take it out on that weird guy that sits next to me.
by The Russ Buss November 28, 2006
 
2.
A female with messed up teeth also referred to as a busted grill. She usually smiles a lot to show off this particular attribute even though we would prefer if she didn't. This female is also known to have large breasts or headlights in which the male eyes are usually drawn directly to first thus providing weary onlookers a false belief of beauty in this particular female.
Hey you should check out our newest co-worker, she has a nice rack but she's a total Demolition Car.
by The Russ Buss October 30, 2006
 
3.
The act of making abrasive drunk phone calls to asian co-workers. These calls are very barbaric and brutish in nature. Usually involving one or more references to her anus, mouth, and other similiar body parts along with various unapproved actions. This kind of behavior is usually frowned upon in the workplace but because alcohol is involved it can be a generally accepted weekend practice.
Chris: "Hey Lynn what's up I was drinkin and thinkin of you and I want to put it in your butt and if it doesn't fit I'll take your mouth. Ok see ya at work on Monday."

Pepe: "Dude that was such a Double L Call!"
by The Russ Buss October 27, 2006
 
4.
The joining of two heterosexual males in the union of marriage. Usually a long and fulfilling bromance preludes this unity of two men becoming one. Following this union the two men usually get an apartment together and play the Nintendo Wii. Affection is only shown through hugging and wrestling with each other.
Russ: I want more from our Bromantic relationship. I want to be in a bromarriage with you. Will you bromarry me John?

John: I do. Now fire up the Wii!
by The Russ Buss November 30, 2006
 
5.
The joining of two heterosexual males in the union of marriage. Usually a long and fulfilling bromance precedes this unity of two men becoming one. Following this union of a man and his partner, they usually get an apartment together and play the Nintendo Wii. This is considered to be the highest form of a bromantic relationship.
Russ: I want more from our Bromantic relationship. I want to be in a bromarriage with you. Will you bromarry me John?

John: I do. Now fire up the Wii!
by The Russ Buss December 01, 2006