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2 definitions by The Rota dweller

 
1.
One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.
"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."
by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009
 
2.
The Epitome of coolness. Something so cool that cool does not even explain it. To imagine the depth of its coolness would be like trying to imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. Yes, that cool. A person who is this cool is known as an all mighty Swizzler.
"Hey Benjamin, did you set off the cherry bomb in the girls bathroom?" "Of course. It was sweet swizzling!"
by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009