When you are trying to deliver the Cleveland Steamer and you have an amazing turtle head that will not squeeze out on to her milky breasts
No I will not hit you with the Oklahoma Hot Pocket, just wait til I push this Cliff Hanger off on your chest and the Dirty Pirate won't be necessary either.
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