2 definitions by The Real Slutfarm

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Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.
by The Real Slutfarm November 06, 2009

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Cheap looking discount rapper clothes, often worn by native americans, crack heads, ricky from the trailer park boys, white trash.

See Nish
That store has good prices but it's all nishware. I don't wanna walk around looking like I'm gonna stab someone with my grandma's steak knife...
by The Real Slutfarm November 06, 2009

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