2 definitions by The Real LIfe Pretty Girl

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A very attractive girl, often found at Keg Parties, that all males cannot help but hit on because of her immense beauty. Often is under ridicule from a nearby Dirty Cow who is jealous because that fatty's boyfriend and/or exboyfriend obviously wants the pretty girl. (This riducule never leads to a fight, because the dirty cow is usually taken out by the linebacker in the corner, who assumed the cow was another dude).
"Dude, look at that pretty girl. I wanna fuck her"

"Dude I can't keep my eyes off that pretty girl"

"I'm a dirty cow, and that Pretty Girl fucked my boyfriend 3 years ago and I'm still mad about it."
by The Real LIfe Pretty Girl March 20, 2005

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Dirty Cows can be found at Keg Parties where they are highly intoxicated and not at all attractive. These beasts of the Earth are masters at boozing and once intoxicated are looking to get some cock or talk some shit to the nearest pretty girl. They enjoy being told they are fat when you are waxing there fat asses so don't be afraid to do it. Warning: Only approach after you have consumed 25 beers and all other options have failed, including the retarded girl with no legs named Bobby No legs.
"Dude, why is that dirty cow at this party?"

"Dude, I've had 30 beers, and this dirty cow is the only girl here, and i still dont think i can force myself to fuck her"
by The Real Life Pretty Girl March 20, 2005

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