A slang term used to describe a strung out junkie, especially by drug dealers in southern parts such as Florida, since these "buddies" are willing to give them all their money in exchange for the "hard stuff." A buddy's drug of choice may vary from buddy to buddy, but in most cases, cocaine (powdered or rock) remains a favorite among buddies of all ages and races. In most if not all cases, Alcohol is a closely linked companion to accompany the buddy and his/her "nose candy" (powder coke) or "monkey nuts" (crack rock). Many buddies begin their life of addiction by sprinkling a fair amount of this devil dandruff on their marijuana joints, then graduate to snorting the substance while abandoning marijuana usage. Once a buddy is hooked on the high they achieve from sniffing, they may upgrade their regimine by opting to smoke the cocaine either in its powdered form or in chunks of rock known as crack. Tinfoil pipes, small glass tubes, soda cans, and even light bulbs are some of the more common makeshift contraband that buddies use to smoke their dope with. Within as little as weeks, many tell-tale signs begin to emerge within a person that may tip off non-junkies of the buddy's "recreational" activities. These attributes are but not limited to: profuse sweating, always smelling of cheap booze, rotting/missing teeth, unkempt hair, yellow pit stains on their shirt's underarms, tweaked-out creepy red eyes, no automobile, sleeps on random peoples couches or in the streets at night, thouroughly intoxicated within an hour of waking up, extreme body odor, holes in clothing, mysterious bloody sores that seem to appear out of nowhere, massive weight loss, malnutrition, offensively bad breath, un-manicured, stringy, greasy facial hair, wearing the same clothes for weeks on end, begging for money for "food," talking to imaginary people, swearing at young children for no reason, compulsive shaking or "tweaking," small, flacid penis (in males), stinky, hairy crotch (females), and frequenting the cheap tacky local shit hole neighborhood bar. Buddies have also been linked to the use of methamphetamines (crystal meth), heroin, opium, xanax, oxycontin, and other hardcore drugs. The latest new fad for buddies involves smoking a crack/heroin mixture which is appropriatly named "buddy buddy."
"Dude, that buddy over there looks like hell, how many days in a row do you think he's worn those clothes?"
"Wow, I could actually smell that buddy before I could see him, for a second there I thought someone shit their pants!"
"He probably did, lol."
"Get the fuck away from me you grimey old buddy, I don't have any spare change."
"Bartender, could you ask that buddy over there to leave the bar..he's scaring my girlfriend, plus he stinks to high heaven!"
"How many buddies does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"I dunno, how many?"
"It doesn't really matter, they spend all their money on drugs and can't afford to pay the bills!!"
"Nigga you need to use more cut when you rockin' up them cookies, a lil baking soda ain't gonna hurt those buddies."
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