3 definitions by The Real Jack Jones

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A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks:

Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.

Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Man, yo' mamma's so ugly she could be a type I mud shark. How's your brother Tyrone doing?
by The Real Jack Jones January 30, 2007

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In french, Cafe au Lait means, literally, coffee with milk. In the common American slang, the term refers to a person of mixed Black and White heritage.
Ahh, Janet, I see you're pregnant by Tyrone. A little cafe au lait on the way, n'est-ce pas?
by The Real Jack Jones February 05, 2007

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The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.
Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!
by The Real Jack Jones September 14, 2007

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