2 definitions by The Real Dave Haggard

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An extreme pathological liar/embellisher.

Stands for "Ceiling Fan Man." Origin comes from someone who made up an elaborate story about having two brothers who died, one of which hung himself from a ceiling fan.
Dave: "Dylan just told me that his dad is part owner of the Cincinnati Bengals."
Morgan: "What a fucking C.F.M."
by The Real Dave Haggard August 20, 2006

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CFM
An extreme pathological liar/embellisher.

Stands for "Ceiling Fan Man." Origin comes from someone who made up an elaborate story about having two brothers who died, one of which hung himself from a ceiling fan.
Dave: Dylan just told me that his dad is part owner of the Cincinnati Bengals.
Morgan: He's such a CFM!
by The Real Dave Haggard August 19, 2006

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