7 definitions by The Real Boyardee

Top Definition
the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.
No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.
by The Real Boyardee February 22, 2010
use
to masturbate
Tango: There was a brutal rape scene with Monica Bellucci in Irreversible.
Cash: Did you use it?
by The Real Boyardee February 05, 2011
A sly way to deem something worthy of masturbation.
That Sparkle Motion dance skit from Donnie Darko was really useful.
by The Real Boyardee January 12, 2011
(meil'-mæn) n., pl. -men, 1. a man so manly that he must be referred to in multiple word form. 2. a supreme being.
If you can defeat Chuck Norris, you will become a male-man.
by The Real Boyardee October 11, 2009
To accidentally defecate in your pants an amount larger than can be considered a shart.
After eating sloppy joes and drinking a 12-pack of Natural Ice, I had an accidump a few hours later.
by The Real Boyardee February 17, 2015
something deemed worthy of masturbation
The Sparkle Motion dance skit from Donnie Darko is useful.
by The Real Boyardee February 05, 2011
(sɑːs) n., 1. severely arching rectal squirt. 2. to violently project excrement with a sharp angle of approach to produce an arching effect.
Tubgirl is a SARS artist.
by The Real Boyardee November 03, 2009

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