former offensive lineman of the Huston Oiler ('93-'94) is basically a God figure great enough to break the cross and establish the church of Jeff Neal. Jeff Neal is the strongest man ever to walk this earth and to walk Hell and Heaven.
Guy 1: Dude did u see the houston oilers game?
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.
Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen