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2 definitions by The Powers

 
1.
Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part
"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"
by The Powers September 27, 2006
 
2.
pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock!
"Do you play the pants pipe?"

"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!"
by The Powers September 25, 2006