A rag-wrapped asshole who thinks he posseses sufficient tallent to be a head of state. In reality they generally possess no tallent at all and barely have the brains to wipe their asses correctly.
The ayatollah Kolmeinei...super Iranian douche bag.
A post-civil-war, Southern sympathiser, possibly a conspirator.
There were many copperheads in Congress, trying to bring about a de-facto form of slavery, following the Civil War.
My Cajungas hurt when I run.
Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.
Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!
A euphamism for masturbation.
Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.
Argumentation terminology: a negative response; to tell someone to 'forget it' or that you will not do it; to suggest that instead of acting on another's request, one suggests the requester should go briskly rub the uppermost portion of his maleness, preferably somewhere else.
"Hey, why don't you buy this really expensive software from me?"
"Go shine it."
Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.
"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"