The Pop Sucker
Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr
and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.
Dude, I have Grindr herpes on my thumbs and I didn't even get laid.
A prolonged erection on an airplane
"The flight attendant was fucking hot; I got a skyrise and couldn't even get up to use the bathroom."
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