When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie
den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass
. Because you are a pirate
, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie
horde is then destroyed by your vampire
Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.