Someone who believes that hard working taxpayers should give their money to lazy ass cocksuckers who have 20 kids and refuse to work, that killing criminals is wrong, while killing unborn babies is completely acceptable, that utter bullshit like Global Warming is real, that owning a gun to protect your ass against dangerous sonsofbitches should be illegal, that Mexicans should be allowed to come into our country illegally and sit on their asses having babies and living on welfare and getting the same opportunities as hard working citizens, bash Fox News for being too conservative despite the fact that practically every other news station besides Fox is liberal, and that basically you should have to pay higher taxes to pay for other people's shit.
They also seem to write 90% of the definitions on this website. Search "Republican" and you'll see what I mean.
Democrat: Mexicans should be able to come here and be treated just like everyone else. After all, this IS a country of immigrants!
Republicans: Yeah, when my ancestors came here, they had to work their asses off, not live on free money and sit on their ass all day long with 20 kids running around.