1 definition by The Only Matty D
That's the very crucial and embarassing part of the night when a guys dream could possibly be coming true but he didn't think he stood a chance so all night he drowned his sorrows on how he will never get with this girl only to have his dream come true but the amount of alcohol coursing thru his system is routing his blood every else other than where it is needed most...
Male A: "Yo bro, you hit that last night haha"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"
by The Only Matty D June 24, 2016