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A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.
by The Observer May 06, 2003

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Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence.
Neglected pre-pubescent turds can't spell this sentence right if it was read to them.
by The Observer May 06, 2003

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A reference to the early Saturday morning TV show that aired between 1993 and 1995 starring a team of Freedom Fighters attempting to liberate their war torn planet from the clutches of the dicator, Warlord Ivo Robotnik and his angsty nephew, Snively.

This show is considered to top all subsequent Sonic the Hedgehog TV shows due to its excellent plot line and extremely credited voice cast. Many Wapanese followers of the Sonic fandom reject it due to its non-Japanese origin and serious storyline, not to mention the orignality prevalent in the animation style, a detail absent in most contemporary cartoons. Sadly, the show was canceled due to a change in leadership at ABC and being stacked up against the lackluster Power Rangers in the same time block.
Normal Person: Hey, did you hear they released one DVD of Sonic Satam out for sale?
Wapanese Kid: Zomg!! Satam is teh suk! Sonic X roxxorz!!!
Normal Person: What makes Sonic X so much better than Satam?
Wapanese Kid: I... uhh... AARRGH!!! *explodes*
by The Observer October 15, 2005

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The "black/death metal" take on the word "vocals". A form of vocalization used in extreme genres of heavy metal, ranging from a low unintelligible growl in death metal to a raspy shrieking found in black metal. Variations of black and death metal, such as melodic death metal also use this form of lyrical vocalization (one can't really label it as "singing" because of its nature).

Vokills are not to be confused with simply shouting or screaming into the microphone; the utterances have an otherwordly quality, being used for meaningful invocation and representation of atmosphere rather than just "shock factor".
Abbath's vokills really rocked on Immortal's "Sons of Northern Darkness"!
by The Observer June 20, 2003

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Won
Soon to be replaced by Steam.
Playing FA on WON is way better than using Steam(ingpileofshit).
by The Observer December 09, 2003

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