1 definition by The Non Kneeler

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Person who will do ANYTHING to advance in professional life.
Similar to a brown noser, where the nose of the person is up the superiors butt a Red Kneeler has sore knees from Felating the superiors to gain advancement.

Isabelle is completely incompetent, but because she's a red kneeler she gains advancement.
by The Non Kneeler September 16, 2010

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