The act of being the target of a virtual (or actual) sniper.
Sheesh! I was minding my own business almost drifting off to sleep in the staff meeting and I got sniped by Kelly. Out of nowhere she told the meeting about me sending her the photocopy of my butt cheeks last week.
The inevitable result of trying to eat a microwaved (sloppy) pie while driving a car and wearing a suit.
Microwave meat pies are notoriously sloppy and tend to collapse mid-way through. When the eater is wearing a suit, the hot sloppy filling drops onto his tie, ruining it and causing embarrassment for the rest of the day.
I was driving at 60 when my hot meat pie collapsed and gave me Tiepie.