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1 definition by The National Runk Museum

Runk; This word derives from Runkonian myth and lore. Commonly used by those who are more rotund and social inept in a situation of panic. This word has fast become the cry or (squeal) of those in danger in a mythical or very real situation.

But do not get confused, this word can also be used by those who like excreting feacal matter and by those who Runk It Out.

This word was originally used in the battle of helms deep, we were balls deep in action and ended up Runk.
"Back vile Runk Back!"

"Thou Art As Runk As Thou Art Runk"

"Don't funk on my runker man"

"Runka Dunka Dunka-Dee-Doo"

"Dude you see that girl? yeah man i did she was so funkin junkin bunkin skunkin punkin qunkin zunkin cool, (dog barks; Runk! Runk!)"

"Robert Kendall is a Runk"

"Hey man look at me runkin out im on the runkio. Hey man look at me runkin out im on the runkio."

"Dude did you see that hot chick? Yeah."

"Dude my ass is so"


"gotta catch em all' pokerunk"

"Man i'd bunk in her runkhole"

"someone, 'snarf' help me 'grunkle' i'm sweating! pinned down and surrounded by orcs, i'm fuckin Runked!"
by The National Runk Museum January 01, 2010
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