1 definition by The Mighty Gurganshlaga

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chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.

chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.

chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.

chuck norris loves you.

chuck norris invented the beard.

it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
chuck norris poops fire balls and pisses laserz
by The Mighty Gurganshlaga May 31, 2009
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