10 definitions by The Middle Road

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The first black president of the United States of America, and the current president at the time of this writing.

Obama has accomplished absolutely nothing up to this point, has gone back on his campaign promises countless times, is so far left that he causes rifts in congress and yet is still worshiped like a God by mindless democrats. They treat him like he is the greatest president in history and are already counting on his reelection, but go into slander mode when confronted with the facts.

Obama's ability to hoodwink his flock is a cause for concern for those of us with any sort of neurological power. Anyone who disagrees with him or even points out any flaws in his policies is immediately and mindlessly labeled a racist by the Obamabots. This is cause for a good deal of concern among thinking Americans, who now have yet another president who portends the end of Democracy, much like Bush before him.

A completely ineffective and useless president thus far whose only accomplishment is the color of his skin and the hordes of mindless Obamabots at his command.
Hans: Let me tell you something about Barack Obama - you hear about how many earmarks were in the bailout? I hear that more than 400 billion dollars went to special interest groups -

Saffi: Shhh! You can't criticize the government anymore! The Obamabots might hear you!


Saffi: Ach! Hans, run! It's the Obamabots!
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
Racism integrated into education and employment.

A program where universities and employers give minorities positions over white people regardless of skill level, experience or education.

Remains in effect because those minorities (along with mindless white liberals) will label anyone who speaks out against it a racist, and nobody wants their reputation destroyed.
In order to fix Racism, we need to give people jobs because of the color of their skin! Time for some Affirmative Action! - The Left
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
One of the best curse words available to humans. Literally means 'shit' in Japanese, and used just like we use it.
"Two terrible presidential candidates again! Kuso!" - majority of Americans every four years

Kusogaki - literally "shitty brat". Used to put some young punk in his or her place.
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
The last words of Saffi Eriksdotter.

Quoted on the Magic: The Gathering card "Lhurgoyf".

The phrase is directly on the fringe of pop culture, so saying it will prove to those around you that you are totally hip and might even get you laid - mostly likely by an ugly female nerd, but if you're the kind of guy that's saying "Ach! Hans, run!" to people, that's probably the best vagina you're capable of achieving anyway.
"Ach! Hans, Run! It's the Lhurgoyf!" - Saffi Eriksdotter, last words
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
1) A group of competitive pokemon players that are too stupid to realize that a battle that is almost entirely luck-based can never be even remotely considered competitive.

2) The aforementioned group's corresponding website that is infamous for having the worst moderators and staff on the internet. The most elitist, childish, sad and pathetic group of people you'll ever have the misfortune of coming across...just what you'd expect from adult pokemon fans.

3) an adjective for terrible forum moderators.
I just beat a smogon member because i got 3 critical hits in a row. I'm so good at pokemon!

I went to Smogon and they permanently banned me for saying that I didn't like Harry Potter.

God, this moderator must be like 10 years old! I've never met anyone so childish and petty! He totally smogon'ed me!
by The Middle Road March 22, 2010
A nerd that other nerds look upon as a God amongst their species. This nerd is often assembled from parts of lesser nerds.
"Behold my knowledge of Linux, and know that I am your God." - The Uber Nerd
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
A fighting game for the Nintendo Wii, Brawl features characters from all over the Nintendo franchises (plus sonic and snake), and lets them beat the hell out of each other.

A solid fighter played by many, but severely hampered by incredibly stupid and annoying 'additions' that come very close to completely ruining the game. For example, your character has a chance to fall over and lay on the ground at any given time, which is absolutely inexcusable for a fighting game. Another example is how the game gives you the ability to save replays, but only if they are less than three minutes long, and no serious battle is ever that short.

However, the biggest problem with Brawl is its unbalanced nature, with the character Metaknight having the unfortunate combination of being infinitely better than the entire rest of the cast and requiring practically no skill to use. This means that a less-skilled player can easily beat a professional just by using Metaknight, and that makes tournaments and such incredibly boring and stale.

Because of these unimaginably stupid miscues by the developers, a group of players hacked brawl, removed all the stupid crap like the aforementioned trips, and balanced the characters. The new version of the game is called Brawl+, and you can play it on the Wii.

Those who don't want to play a hacked game often find themselves going back to Smash Bros. Melee, the prequel to Brawl - a fighting game that you don't randomly fall down in.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl player #1: So let me get this straight - you just won because my character randomly fell over and you nailed me with a Bair while I was down?

Brawl player #2: Yep. Talk about an empty victory. I feel bad for you.

Brawl player #1: Melee?

Brawl player #2: Melee.
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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