Radical suburban wives who form guerrilla style organizations to; e.i. Search for the guy who sells drugs to their children, rig beauty pageants, sabotage a neighbors front lawn, start riots over a romance novel, ect...
"My mom has so much time on her hands. She makes big deals about the littlest things. She's almost a certified member of L.B.H.W the Legion of Bored Housewives."
Having unusual bizarre, and yet inspiring dreams after smoking a bowl before going to bed.
"Dude, let me tell you, I had some muffed up dreams last night. I thought I was being chased by Magnet People. But somehow, they made me face my fear about being sucked into the world of materialism, and trying to fit into a group."
"Did you smoke any weed before you went to bed last night?"
highly egocentric individuals who possess a certain rule of authority(preferably cops), in areas that experience no crime whatsoever, but assume there is.
Inept to rural urban settings;
"That school security guard was such a dick!"
"He gave me a ticket for going two miles over the speed limit, and then pulled me over and investigated my car for any illegal substances, even though I had non."
"I know. And worse, I got a ticket for over seventy-five bucks. And before he left, he said,"I know what your up to, kid. Don't think I don't know that your gonna go do."
"Talk about Suburban Outlaws."